touchpants

Food-based musical comedy

part troupe, part poop. touchpants is musical comedy that isn’t terribly harmonious¬†and not very funny. the combined comic exploits of touchpants prime (colby dix), touchpants lube (chris friday), don hellmann (jon fishman), and pounder charbonneau (aram bedrosian) are vulgar, crass, a tad misogynistic, touching on the themes that make your ‘normal’ self cringe. in truth, we worship at the alter of tammy. and you’re all tammy…


Touchpants Twitter

“…That singer was like a young white Red Foxx in a chair. Pork Tornado is Pink Floyd compared to these guys. The guitarist is ok, but the songs are just garbage. If you have heard Wombat, think 10x worse. It may not be possible.” – random wook quote


here’s some quality press from Seven Days.

Touchpants – Still stupid.