touchpants

poopenis poetry - free comedy downloadwhat’s this? the epic first album from touchpants is free? oh yes mama, it’s true.

spread it far and wide like the cheeks of a stripper…

download ‘poopenis poetry’ here.

touchpants is musical comedy that isn’t terribly musical and not very funny. the combined comic exploits of colby dix, chris friday, jon fishman, and aram bedrosian. part troupe, part poop. it’s vulgar, crass, a tad misogynistic, touching on the themes that make your aunt connie cringe. in truth, we worship at the alter of tammy.  and you’re all tammy…

“…That singer was like a young white Red Foxx in a chair. Pork Tornado is Pink Floyd compared to these guys. The guitarist is ok, but the songs are just garbage. If you have heard Wombat, think 10x worse. It may not be possible.” – random wook quote

here’s some quality press from Seven Days.

Touchpants – Still stupid.

touchpants facebook we’re on the fuh-buh.

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